Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

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rowenllbert:

it’s been like 2 months and i’m still confused as to why evan peters was in coven at all 

(Source: instagram-boys)

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whiteboyfriend:

honey pack your bags

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The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.
(via ohchsinad)
Do things your future self will thank you for.
(via hefuckin)

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  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

tumblinwithhotties:

Dan Osborne

Just because two people don’t wind up spending their entire lives together doesn’t mean their relationship was a failure.
Ted Michael, Crash Test Love (via narobe)

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